Jokes Sms

woman:”last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace” man:”tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it”

a guy & his girlfriend were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:’let’s play a little game,i’ll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..//

always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one

Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers………. n a sister……..

A man on wife’s BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said “THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER”