Funny sms

what is the relationship between coffee shop and wine shop? Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and does at the wine shop…!`

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness That day will be “APRIL 1st”.

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.