Christmas sms

Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas… fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now… Merry Christmas once again.

Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!

At Christmas A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year; He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season”s here; Then he”s thinking more of others than he”s thought the months before, And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for. He is less a selfish [...]

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren”t for Christmas We”d all be Jewish.

Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day; Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let”s all be jolly!