Aurat or Tea me hamesha 7-Qualities dekho. 1) Tez ho. 2) Garam ho. 3) Meethe ho. 4) Doodh ziada ho. 5) Gori ho. 6) Do mint me taiyar hojaye. 7) Rat ko sone na de.
ARMY GUY GOT MARRIED. FIRST NIGHT HIS WIFE EXCUSED DUE TO PERIOD. GUY SEND SIGNAL . RED ALERT IN FRON.TO HQ.FOR EXTENSION OF LEAVE. HQ REPLIED ATTACK FROM BACK AND REPORT BACK
Do kamzor Lun apas ma bath kar rahy they. dono ne apni kamzori k bare ma bataya: Pehla bola yaar mera malik mujh se machine bhohat chalata ha. Dosra bola yaar mera malik tu machine ka kaam bhi hath se karta ha
Ek american fauji mar raha tha, nurse se bola marne sy pahle american flag ko kiss karna chahta hun. Nurse boli mere pichware skirt pe flag utra hai kiss karlo. Kiss karne k baad fauji bola: ab palat jao take J. Buss ko b kiss kar saku!
